¡Tan grande y tan zonzo! Si no tenés labia
No salís de noche, no sabés fumar,
A veces, te juro, hasta me da rabia
Que tu “peor es nada” te sepa cascar.
¡Parece mentira! Que con tanta escuela
Al final de cuentas no ibas a servir,
Ni pa´ ver quién viene, ¡Pedazo ´e pamela!
¡Che, viejo, me extraña! ¡Andá, hacete hervir!
 
¡Tan grande y tan zonzo!
Hacéme el favor,
Qué cara de otario
Pa´ pasar calor.
¡Tan grande y tan zonzo!
No te puedo ver,
En vez de “chochamu”
Parecés mujer.
 
¡Tan grande y tan zonzo! Sos un ciudadano
Que ni una carrera sencilla abocás,
Andás por el centro hecho un pajuerano
Abriendo la boca, mirando pa´ tras.
Las damas se ríen al ver tu figura
Si alguna te atiende es por el “tovén”,
Mirá, hacéme caso, cambiá de postura
Y después de pinta, que vas a estar bien.

English translation

So big and so dumb! If you don't have a lip
You don't go out at night, you don't know how to smoke,
Sometimes, I swear, it even makes me angry
That your "worse is nothing" knows how to crack you.
It seems like a lie! That with so much school
At the end of the day you weren't going to be any good,
Not even to see who's coming, you piece of pamela!
Hey, old man, you surprise me! Come on, boil yourself!
 
So big and so dumb!
Do me a favor,
What a face of an otarian
To get hot.
So big and so dumb!
I can't see you,
Instead of "chochamu"
You look like a woman.
 
So big and so dumb! You are a citizen
That you don't even run a simple race,
You walk around downtown like a jerk off.
Opening your mouth, looking backwards.
The ladies laugh at the sight of your figure
If any of them pay attention to you, it's because of the "tovén",
Look, listen to me, change your posture.
And after a pint, you'll be fine.